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[rivalappeared]

Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

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[rivalsweetscent]

I don't know if I'm more repulsed by the content or the grammar.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Why not cut your losses and hate it all equally? That's kind of where I am right now.

[rivalsweetscent]

Sounds like a good plan.

What the heck was Sasha doing with it?

WHY WOULD ANYONE WRITE ABOUT YOU AND VINNIE.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. She's insane. Isn't that reason enough?

I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND WITH HIM BULBA HONEST

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[SWEET KARMA]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[IT BURNS]

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been finding that stuff too! It's not my favorite couple, but I liked the chapter where you had vulnerable tears glimmering at the corners of your endless evergreen eyes.

Also I hope you enjoy my new OTP. I'll call it.... Grinnie.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Oh, aren't you just the cleverest little girl there ever was?

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

I dunno, this author's pretty sharp. Did Sasha write this herself? I mean, it's kinda weird that the Team Rocket Kid's own Charizard ships you guys, but this stuff is like plot twist after plot twist.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

She didn't write it. She just printed it out and ran around with it like a spaz.

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

...

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

[NO WORDS

JUST THROW-UP]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

They're writin' you with Vinnie now?

PRIVATE

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Between you and me, I'm pretty sure it's that Lyra girl. She's completely insane.

PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You... you want me to go rough her up some, boss?

[punchvolcanoes]

It was only a few pages, you're always exaggerating things.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure, a few pages... all over the damn school. I should sue for libel.

[punchvolcanoes]

Maybe you should go after the writers, then.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

oh what the fucking THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU JOKING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I was just messing around. No one in this stupid school has any sense of humor at all.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you're so fucking surprised someone took it literally THIS SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH WEIRDASS FREAKS

Unless that skipped your notice as the RA

1 / 2

[rocketambition.livejournal.com]

[This is just a drive-by reading of your messages. Don't mind him.]

2 / 2

[rocketambition.livejournal.com]

[WH-WHAT IS THIS. NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT. IS. THIS.]

Re: 2 / 2

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL]