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Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

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[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

oh what the fucking THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU JOKING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I was just messing around. No one in this stupid school has any sense of humor at all.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you're so fucking surprised someone took it literally THIS SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH WEIRDASS FREAKS

Unless that skipped your notice as the RA

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're one of those weirdass freaks, buddy. You're talking like you're the one with the mental scars, I'm the one who got this shit in his inbox.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Who sent it

Because if it's that Dusknoir

I'm going to take that notebook of his and burn it

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I don't know who it was. It was sent from an anonymous email.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna punch that Dusknoir anyway

If this gets leaked to your fangirls I -- actually I got no idea if I'm supposed to be relieved that this'd be nowhere near as popular as you and the Boss.

Unless it involves vines, I've found some pretty fucked up things just searching 'vine whip techniques'...

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah, shall we not?

And, none of those girls are gonna know who you are. Just some guy with green hair.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Fine. Not talking about it ever again, this file better already be deleted.

Maybe you oughta keep you mouth shut next time it feels like being hilarious.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Maybe you oughta keep your mouth shut next time it feels like being pissy, and I won't get temped to be hilarious.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well maybe you oh fuck it

Right. I forget sometimes how very difficult it is for you to not act like a dick. I'll have to keep your little disability in mind.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I appreciate it.