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Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

Comments

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

I dunno, this author's pretty sharp. Did Sasha write this herself? I mean, it's kinda weird that the Team Rocket Kid's own Charizard ships you guys, but this stuff is like plot twist after plot twist.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

She didn't write it. She just printed it out and ran around with it like a spaz.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Oh. But she wouldn't do that unless she liked it, right? Otherwise she'd have gone "ew, gross" and closed it. If she's a fan, then maybe she can tell me the author. I've only got a few pages, so I don't know how it ends!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Wow. I don't know. Go ask her and knock yourself out, freak. I tossed every scrap I could get my hands on.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Hey, you don't have to be such a fun-sucker. It's all just make-believe, right?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, but that doesn't change the fact that it's me and Red... everywhere. I swear I can hear him retching from here.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

GOOD that means I still have a chance with him I mean uh

You should try not to be such a grinchypants. People are just gonna laugh harder if you're not laughing with them.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I don't know what a "grinchypants" is. Is that a Johto thing?

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

You seriously can't figure "grinchypants" out on your own? Have they not invented slang in Kanto yet?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm used to associating with people who speak like adults.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! I'm totally an adult!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You're not even a teenager.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

I'm mature for my age!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, who told you that?

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Tons of people!

[Read: no-one hahahaha.]

...Lance thinks I'm mature.

[Probably??]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Well, if Lance thinks so...

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd say I'm doing a lot better than you did when you were my age.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You won't be Champion forever.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

But I'll be a Team Rocket Kid forever.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Good for you?