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Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

They're writin' you with Vinnie now?

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Between you and me, I'm pretty sure it's that Lyra girl. She's completely insane.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You... you want me to go rough her up some, boss?

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

YES SO BADLY. FUN TIMES IN SNAP'S HEAD I MEAN

... Nah, leave her be, she's only twelve, it'd be way too easy. Her time'll come, she's spouting some nonsense about taking on the Kanto league, which means we'll get a good chance to smack her Pokemon up something awful soon enough.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And then Snap's head was full of punching

Can't save time and make an example of one of 'em? She's from Johto, they can't be that tough.

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't see any reason the same rules I said regarding Red Team can't also apply in this situation, do you?

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think, boss.

Don't know where the hell she even got an idea like that. You ain't even into Pokemon, are you?

Unless they're me

because you're into me

right?

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

In that dumb homework chat on Friday the big lummox was over reacting to everything as usual, so I was antagonizing him a little, and I think she was too stupid to put two and two together.

So into you char like times one thousand and infinity.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Never overestimate this shithole, boss. People here are dumb as fuck.

GOOD.

Because if you ever come to bed reeking of rose farts IT'S OVER

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I've picked up on that one by this point.

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