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[rivalappeared]

Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

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[rivalsweetscent]

I don't know if I'm more repulsed by the content or the grammar.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Why not cut your losses and hate it all equally? That's kind of where I am right now.

[rivalsweetscent]

Sounds like a good plan.

What the heck was Sasha doing with it?

WHY WOULD ANYONE WRITE ABOUT YOU AND VINNIE.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[SWEET KARMA]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. She's insane. Isn't that reason enough?

I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND WITH HIM BULBA HONEST

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[IT BURNS]

[rivalsweetscent]

I will accept this as a valid point.

IS IT BECAUSE HIS FLOWER IS BIGGER. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

BABE. BAAAAABE. YOUR FLOWER IS JUST BIG ENOUGH

[rivalsweetscent]

SSSSSOOBB

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been finding that stuff too! It's not my favorite couple, but I liked the chapter where you had vulnerable tears glimmering at the corners of your endless evergreen eyes.

Also I hope you enjoy my new OTP. I'll call it.... Grinnie.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Oh, aren't you just the cleverest little girl there ever was?

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

I dunno, this author's pretty sharp. Did Sasha write this herself? I mean, it's kinda weird that the Team Rocket Kid's own Charizard ships you guys, but this stuff is like plot twist after plot twist.

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

She didn't write it. She just printed it out and ran around with it like a spaz.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

...

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

[NO WORDS

JUST THROW-UP]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

They're writin' you with Vinnie now?

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Oh. But she wouldn't do that unless she liked it, right? Otherwise she'd have gone "ew, gross" and closed it. If she's a fan, then maybe she can tell me the author. I've only got a few pages, so I don't know how it ends!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Wow. I don't know. Go ask her and knock yourself out, freak. I tossed every scrap I could get my hands on.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[BARF DAY AT THE OL' SMASH ACADEMY]

PRIVATE

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Between you and me, I'm pretty sure it's that Lyra girl. She's completely insane.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Hey, you don't have to be such a fun-sucker. It's all just make-believe, right?

[punchvolcanoes]

It was only a few pages, you're always exaggerating things.

PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You... you want me to go rough her up some, boss?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, but that doesn't change the fact that it's me and Red... everywhere. I swear I can hear him retching from here.