born to raise hell

[rivalappeared]

[Lately, Green had to admit that he had been feeling somewhat... neutered. It had been a while since he had visited Viridian, so his ego hadn't been stroked in far too long. With the reappearance of Red, and the departure of his grandfather, the feeling of restlessness had only grown and grown. So.]

[Every. Classroom. Gets. A. Fire alarm. At some point in the middle of the day, the alarm siren started sounding at eardrum breaking levels. To add insult to injury, the sprinkler systems exploded with water. Strangely enough, the classrooms containing both Charizard Sasha and Riwane didn't activate the sprinklers. Even stranger, it happened at the perfect time where none of the Pokemon under supervision of one Green Oak were in class. Take this as you will.]

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[If someone yells at you to stop like that, you should probably stop. So he does. He even puts both his hands up, for good measure. However, even when faced with imminent doom, he is unable to remain entirely serious.]

... S-something the matter, officer?

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Where were you just now and what were you doing?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I... was just taking a nap in that room there. [That room right there]

I heard someone smashing open doors like they were on a rampage so I thought I would get the fuck out.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

You were taking a nap in a classroom...

[She's not convinced.]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Yeah. My room mate. My room mate is always ka-kawwing and sparking shit up and destroying all the electrical appliances in the room. I've never met a Pokemon so shitty outside of Red's team.

[Her stare. Her stare.]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Narrowing her eyes.]

You have a roommate.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Alex. Zapdos.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Where is he right now. Take me to him.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Uh, he should be in our room, but he might have left after I did... no promises.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Green have you been setting off the sprinklers and alarms all day.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

What?! No!!