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Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. ~~I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat~~

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Hey, you don't have to be such a fun-sucker. It's all just make-believe, right?

Yeah, I know, but that doesn't change the fact that it's me and Red... everywhere. I swear I can hear him retching from here.

~~GOOD that means I still have a chance with him I mean uh~~

You should try not to be such a grinchypants. People are just gonna laugh harder if you're not laughing with them.

I don't know what a "grinchypants" is. Is that a Johto thing?

You seriously can't figure "grinchypants" out on your own? Have they not invented slang in Kanto yet?

Sorry, I'm used to associating with people who speak like adults.

Oh, come on! I'm totally an adult!

You're not even a teenager.

I'm mature for my age!

Oh, honey, who told you that?

Tons of people!

[Read: no-one hahahaha.]

...Lance thinks I'm mature.

[Probably??]

Well, if Lance thinks so...

Well, I'd say I'm doing a lot better than you did when you were my age.

You won't be Champion forever.

But I'll be a Team Rocket Kid forever.

Good for you?

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