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[rivalappeared]

Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's like you don't know a joke when you see it. I bet it was you Lyra goddamn you brat

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[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Lyra's the one looking for the author, not me. I wash my hands of it.

[punchvolcanoes]

But they are the ones who wrote that story! Maybe they'd stop if you asked nicely?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

What's your angle in this situation? Why are you suggesting for me to do things?

[punchvolcanoes]

Well, if I was a person writing a fanfiction story and the people involved called me up and told me to stop it, I would! Kinda like having a movie star calling you up and everything!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

No, I mean why are you... [and in this she could almost hear the venom in his written word] Helping me.

[punchvolcanoes]

Red's involved too.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Ok, well, whatever, it's not like I'm gonna get anything out of bossing some twelve year old girls around anyways.

[punchvolcanoes]

Oh I didn't think you meant her, I thought you meant all those stories online.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I'm just assuming the person who wrote it was also probably a twelve--

I'm sorry, when you say all, how many are we talking here?

[punchvolcanoes]

Lemme check...

[Then a minute later.]

Red Fanction Archive - 2355 entries
Green Fancition Archive - 2352 entries

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I meant with both of us.

[punchvolcanoes]

Red&Green Fanction Archive 82,235 entries.

...wow that's a lot more when you look at them together!

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

... I'm... going to be ill.