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[rivalappeared]

This campus stinks. Like someone dumped garbage on the front lawn. I wonder if FDC is having sewage issues, or maybe it's something else.


I know. It's weird. You guys are the best, I'm always gonna believe that. If Red Team postures at you, don't even let it get to you because you know you're better. That's all.

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Red Team is here. It's a travesty. You'd think they just came back from the damn moon, they were so smug. Just thought I'd let you guys know. Things are still good otherwise, hope the gym's doing okay.
- Green

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Whatever.

Comments

[punchvolcanoes]

Nice to see you haven't changed, Green.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I would say the same thing to you except I'm not the lying type, and you got fatter.

[punchvolcanoes]

You're a terrible liar.

[She checks her weight every morning and eats all her dead forest animals :|]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

I just said that I don't lie. Don't be in denial.

[Ew you Charizards with your forest animals]

[punchvolcanoes]

I don't have to be. I check my weight every day. I can smell your rivalry from a mile away, Green.

Besides, aren't you supposed to be nice to us with your job?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Uch, I can smell your vanity a mile away.

Hey, I gave you your housing packets and oriented you with residential services. As far as I'm concerned I did my damn job.

[punchvolcanoes]

It's not vanity it's being responsible for my health and well being.

I thought jobs were an ongoing thing for you humans. If I need help, I can count on you to aid me, right?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

For all womanly issues, please refer to Zelda.

[punchvolcanoes]

I don't have womanly issues.

It's been nice to talk to you, Green. I guess some things never change, even if they age.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Whaddya mean you don't have womanly issues? You're a woman, aren't you? I honestly wasn't even knocking you that time, that's really what I'm supposed to say.

You know, whatever. You guys are still so moraly elevated, that hasn't changed either.

[punchvolcanoes]

Oh haha I thought you meant...never-mind.

I'm not morally elevated. I just don't make jokes about how much you stink, that's all.